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2005-09-24 - 7:09 p.m.

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Anyway Ed, the reason that dinosaurs went extinct was that, bro, you know, the planet could no longer provide enough food.
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Dewey got all baked on the previous night, watched The Land Before Time and he really got it. In really getting the essence of the movie his whole perspective on evolution had changed. Suddenly Ed remembered this conversation.

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It was the asteroid, bro. Those have nothing to do with evolution, dude, they are just you know, random particles floating.
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No dude, the asteroid is created through evolution, you see, because it was once not a floating particle but part of a planet that devolved into explosion.
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Devolved? I thought this was about evolved-uluti- You know what I�m saying.
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Devolution is just like evolution so I am talking about the same thing.
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Ed was smoking out of the pipe and shaking his head. Dewey spoke again in the silence before Ed started coughing.

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They are the same because they both take generations and thousands of years to occur.
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No man, something that grows and something that dies is not the same thing.
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What are you talking about dude? One thing leads to the other.
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Dewey took a prideful hit from the pipe. Ed spoke again, finally, when Dewey blew out the smoke from his lungs. There was not that much, incidentally, because he held the hit in for almost thirty seconds.
He started to think that Ed would never speak again.
Until he did speak.
Listen:

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So, the dinosaurs shrunk?�
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