2005-09-22 - 7:35 p.m.
Yeah, that woke Ed the Great up. He was in a cold sweat and something was covering his face. He threw it off and watched as the newspaper�s want ads floated to the dirty floor of his room. It landed on a sock, part of a pair of shorts and his Stuff magazine. There was also a note on the border of the want ads.
It was from his mom.
I got a hold of it. It�s not very nice. It is kinda fun to read though.
GET A JOB YOU LAZY FUCK THE ELECTRIC BILL IS DUE MOTHER
Ed did not read anymore of it. Why did he agree to pay the electric bill? It has been nothing but headaches for him ever since that day three weeks ago. He thought of Dewey. He had just enough time to shower and pick him up. Ed liked Dewey because Dewey always had weed. Ed really liked weed.
Just the way it goes.
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Dewey waited so long for Ed that he had time to remember he should have put his bowl of cereal into the sink. On a lark he went to check his smoking session area and saw he had forgotten to clean it up.
That was some good shit.
He pulled a bong then made sure to put it all back away. He heard Ed�s car putting down the street as he walked out the front door for the second time. He hopped into the car.
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Watch out for that five grams.
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Whassup dude?
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That five grams is a bitch.
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Damn you�re baked already.
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Oh yeah.
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I need some gas man.
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To the gas station.
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